From the mouth of Jeff

Sentences I have heard from Jeff within the past month -

"I want to learn to dance like Channing Tatum."*
"Can I ask for Netter for the iPad for my birthday?"**
"I want to learn to dance hip hop."*
"I was trying to slurp the yogurt out of my mustache."
"Hey, there is a hip hop experience for the Wii! I can learn to dance hip hop!"*
"Hey look, our bread has edema."
"That's awkward. My top three words on Scramble with Friends were Tampons, Tampon, and Bloat."
"Maybe we can get down with the bus system."

*All separate occasions.
**Netter is a PT anatomy textbook.